Bronxville Does Not See the Need for Speed

By TR Gourmand
April 1, 2026: At the most recent Village Board meeting the Trustees voted to lower the speed limit to 10 MPH from the current 25. Mayor Mary Marvin said that the board voted to take this action after receiving constant feedback from residents about the epidemic of reckless driving due to the much higher speed limit currently in place.
Mayor Marvin went on to say, “We cannot continue to allow drivers in Bronxville to act like they are in a sequel to “Fast and Furious.”
Mayor Marvin emphasized that this is a quality of life issue and listed the ten important benefits of the new speed limit:
-It allows more time for squirrels and other wildlife to cross the road.
-It will result in fewer pedestrian accidents and the ones that do occur will be less serious.
-Real estate sales people can use it as a selling point. With the rest of the world becoming increasingly hectic, Bronxville will be known as the place to take life slow.
-It will allow extremely slow walking pedestrians to make it across the street safely even when they are walking against the light.
-It will benefit homeowners and businesses because it will force visitors to the village to slow down and enjoy our beautiful homes and our charming downtown.
-It will save car owners gas and wear and tear on their brakes.
-It will discourage drag racing on Midland Avenue.
-It will increase revenue to the village from speeding tickets. Speed traps will be set up at either end of Midland Avenue.
-It will increase the use of bicycles in the village because bicyclists will be allowed to go as fast as they want.
-As the average age of a Bronxville resident approaches 70, a speed limit of 10 MPH is better suited to slower reaction time and failing eyesight.
The Village Trustees understand that this adjustment to the speed limit will take some time to adapt to. Mayor Marvin has instructed the Bronxville police to issue warnings for the first two speeding infractions. The third time you will receive a ticket. After that the police will seize your car and sell it at auction.
The DPW plans to put up new signs on the major streets coming into the village reading: Welcome to Bronxville! We like it slow!
Happy April Fool’s Day!







